a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
what am i doing with my life, its clearly not as awesome as this
I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift
Comfort you when you’re sad
We all feel down now and then
But I’m here if you need me
Ok first, you watch this stream http://www.twitch.tv/jummychu
Here’s how it works:
- Jummy gets a kill, thats 20 pushups.
- Gets an assist, 10 situps.
- Walks into a bush, 5 situps
- For extra, do wall sits (squats) for the length that he is waiting in queue.
Why do this? So 2 be swole thats why! WHY THE F*** DO YOU NEED ANOTHER REASON!
P.S. If this is too easy for you, multiply everything x2
GL HF at summoner’s jum!