gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

hejitron:

shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

I FOUND IT AGAIN

my life force has been renewed

nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

parabolicva:

pleatedjeans:

You should follow @CornOnTheGoblin

That last one, though.

evianwaterbottle:

delete this rn

worth

evianwaterbottle:

delete this rn

worth

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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what am i doing with my life, its clearly not as awesome as this

violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

gives absolutely no fucks

violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

gives absolutely no fucks

lcieheroine:

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I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift

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Comfort you when you’re sad

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We all feel down now and then

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But I’m here if you need me

venicelatteart:

goddammit al

(print for matsuricon, will probably undergo a few more changes before printing, but for now i’ve got other things to work on)

pivotalwolf:

Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt

Remind me of my doge

The Jum Workout

Ok first, you watch this stream http://www.twitch.tv/jummychu

Here’s how it works:

  1. Jummy gets a kill, thats 20 pushups.
  2. Gets an assist, 10 situps.
  3. Walks into a bush, 5 situps
  4. For extra, do wall sits (squats) for the length that he is waiting in queue.

Why do this? So 2 be swole thats why! WHY THE F*** DO YOU NEED ANOTHER REASON!

P.S. If this is too easy for you, multiply everything x2

GL HF at summoner’s jum!

sapphberry:

amomenttoflove:

This is the species that invented space flight

christ that last one

Oh baby! This is what I’m talking about!